Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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