How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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