Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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