Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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