so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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