So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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