ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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