Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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