We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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