Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I want her autograph on my taint
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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