my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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