Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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