Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Its about making memories worth repressing
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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