You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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