he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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