I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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