I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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