the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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