I didn't shave. On purpose
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
COCAINE IS GR8
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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