My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
She's the barista slut.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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