how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
How's work?
Spinning.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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