Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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