i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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