I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Randomize
