Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
