Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
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Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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