I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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