I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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