i was born a porn star she said
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
What changed your mind?
Being sober
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize