She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
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