He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you win again, gameday.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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