Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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