spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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