Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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