Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
and she was petting her beer can
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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