Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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