was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Randomize
