I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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