Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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