Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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