doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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