I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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