it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
...so i touched it.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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