bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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