I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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