6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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