ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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