i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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