Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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