If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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