just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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